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Wilson's
Wildlife Solutions

Our Services

Wilson’s Wildlife Solutions blends conventional biology with the unique challenges of anomalous fauna. Whether it slithers, phases through walls, or reconstitutes itself during lunar eclipses—we’re equipped to help.

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⚠️ Legal-ish Notice

Wilson’s Wildlife Solutions is not liable for mild hallucinations, reversed gravity, or existential vertigo sustained during anomalous interactions. Volunteers must sign waivers. Don’t feed the voidbear.